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Wednesday, August 14 &

Thursday, August 15

Like the cicadas, the bennys and Beetlejuice, the Housewives of Monmouth County are back this August to bring a little joy into your boring Jersey Shore lives!  Join Nicole Marshall of Brielle, the Baroness St. Claire of Rumson, Leslie Lohan of Fair Haven and Ruth Levitz, Deal for a rip-roaring evening of gossip, bad pop music and lots of good old-fashion bitching.  (These ladies used to have real names, but they gave them up after the Great Ban of ‘22.)


IMPORTANT NOTE:  If you’ve never come to a Housewives show, please don’t start now!  This show is not for the faint of heart, the readily offended or anyone who mistakes satire for fake news.


Written and directed by Andrew DePrisco (blame him!).

Two performances:

Wednesday  August 14  7 PM

Thursday  August 15      7 PM

Cross & Orange, Asbury Park

Doors Open 6 PM

$40 Donation per person

(see below for restaurant minimum)

Cabaret for Life is a nonprofit 501c3 volunteer organization.

Your $40 ticket price is a donation to Cabaret for Life and 100% of ticket sales go to the various organizations we donate to. 

Ticket prices do not include dinner. 


Cross & Orange offers a full bar and menu (including a prefix).

There is a $25 food and beverage minimum per person,

so please drink at the show (not just before and after!)



On-site Dining Minimum

There is a $25 food & beverage minimum per person.  Cross & Orange offers dinner service from their full menu or a special pre-fixe menu.   Cross & Orange also offers full bar service.   A vibrant bar with a great selection of specialty cocktails, as well as a selection of wines by the glass.   You'll love Cross & Orange as much as we do, visit their website and see why!



Seating is traditional Cabaret style seating, meaning your and your party may be seated at a table with other patrons.  Our CFL patrons are awesome, you just may make a new friend! :-)   Seats are assigned to you the night of the show at check-in.   Seating is based on each patron's CFL membership status as well as the size of each party and the date of your ticket purchase.  


The restaurant makes every effort to comfortably seat all our guests while still being able to allow wait staff to serve all tables efficiently.  For this reason, larger parties may be split into separate tables near each other.    

Parking around Asbury Park is mostly street metered parking.   Meter Pay Stations are typically close by along the street.   OR, download the free Asbury Park Mobile app to easily pay for parking right from your mobile device.  There is a nearby parking garage, Bangs Ave. Parking Garage located at 605 Bangs Ave, just a short walking distance from Cross & Orange.     Find City of Asbury Park information here.


Performances will be about 90 minutes and will include an intermission. 

Handicapped Accessible

Please let us know at the time of your ticket purchase so we can be sure you're seated comfortably.  Advance notice is essential, as ticket sales and the restaurant may be near capacity and we may not able to make accommodations on the night of the show.   Email or Call should you have questions:  and  732-922-6390.

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